Kids Say, vol. 6

Me:  Abel, you have bed head.
Abel:  No, pillow head.
(pause)
Travis:  Yeah... why do they call it bed head?  It's really just pillow head.

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Me:  Did you know that Jesus went up to heaven to prepare a place for us so that we can go live with Him in His house?!
Abel:  But how are we going to get there?
Me:  He's going to come get us when it's time!
Abel:  Is He going to carry us?
Me:  Well, I'm not quite sure how that's going to work....
Abel:  Maybe He'll have a cloud helicopter or something!