Kids Say, vol. 12

Me:  (singing)
Abel (in an irritated voice):  "Mommy, don't sing!  You're making me dance!"

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Amariah:  "Mommy, did you know that mouths are like 'chewing trashcans' because the food goes into your tummy and turns to poop?"

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Abel:  "This motel only has a toilet and toilet paper.  Can you imagine that they don't have poop spray or fart fans?"

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Abel:  "If you obey the Lord, He will do great things for you.  John 25:4."
Me:  "Where did you learn that?"
Abel:  "I just made it up in my head."


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