Kids Say, vol. 1

Abel and Amariah have reached a stage where they talk all the time.  Amariah is still pretty hard to understand at times, but Abel converses very well.  I am continually surprised at the expanse of his knowledge and understanding.  Some of the things he says, though... I don't know whether to call it foolishness or wisdom.  Whatever is it--wise, foolish, or just plain cute--it needs to be remembered....

Me:  Abel, look at the moon!  Do you suppose it's a full moon?
Abel:  No, it's a hungry moon.

Me:  How did your bed get wet?
Abel:  God had a hose.  He turned it on.

Abel:  Mommy, can I have a snack?
Me:  I thought you said you were full.
Abel:  God made more room in my tummy.

Abel:  Mommy, can I have some pop?
Me:  No, honey.  Kids don't need to have pop every day.
Abel:  Yeah, just Daddies do....